It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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