Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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