You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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