Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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