You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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