I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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