butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
