Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Success! We fucked roommates!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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