everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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