She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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