Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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