David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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