he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
tell me about the fingering
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