I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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