Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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