He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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