How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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