They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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