I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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