just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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