I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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