good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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