Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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