Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
