Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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