you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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