I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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