The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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