One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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