I'm so fucking centered right now
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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