plz talk dirty to me
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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