Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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