like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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