Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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