Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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