We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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