Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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