check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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