i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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