I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
