whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Life is so much better after having sex.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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