This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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