he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
do nipples grow back?
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