my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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