direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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