He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
