Whod you bang
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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