NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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