I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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