I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
too bad you live with your parents still
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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