I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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