I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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