I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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