I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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