Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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