Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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